Fortunes made in no time are like shirts made in no time; it's ten to one if they hang long together. Douglas William Jerrold
Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens. Douglas William Jerrold
Love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. Douglas William Jerrold
Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass. Douglas William Jerrold
Religion is in the heart, not in the knees. Douglas William Jerrold
Religion's in the heart, not in the knees. Douglas William Jerrold
Some people are so fond of bad luck they run half way to meet it. Douglas William Jerrold
Some people are so fond of ill luck that they run halfway to meet it. Douglas William Jerrold
The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon. Douglas William Jerrold
The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling. Douglas William Jerrold
There is peace more destructive of the manhood of living man than war is destructive of his material body. Douglas William Jerrold
We love peace, but not peace at any price. Douglas William Jerrold
We love peace, but not peace at any price. There is a peace more destructive of the manhood of living man, than war is destructive to his body. Chains are worse than bayonets. Douglas William Jerrold